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Time Out blog: 11 Legendary recording studios

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Abbey Road Studios

Abbey Road Studios

Halloween Special: Scary London Scenes (Part Two)

Warning, this post contains clips & images which some readers may find disturbing.

This is part two of a look at some of London’s scariest film and television scenes. For the first instalment, please click here.

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The Day of the Triffids (1981)
Day of the Triffids opening sequence, 1981

The Day of the Triffids opening sequence, 1981

In this BBC adaptation of John Wyndham’s classic 1951 novel, most of the world’s population have been permanently blinded after witnessing an incredible ‘meteor shower’ (which it transpires, was actually created by malfunctioning Soviet satellites).

Light show over London... (image: triffids.guidesite.co.uk)

Light show over London… (image: triffids.guidesite.co.uk)

Society collapses overnight and to make matters worse the blind are now at the mercy of swarms of ‘Triffids’; bio-engineered plants which can move around freely, lash out and kill.

Societal collapse... Nelson's Column through a smashed window.

Societal collapse… Nelson’s Column through a smashed window.

In this clip, Bill Masen (played by John Duttine) and Jo (Emma Relph), both of whom have managed to escape blindness, are ambushed by a desperate, grasping group of scavengers on Rocliffe Street, Islington.

Later on in the series, a sequence of chilling images depicts an abandoned, crumbling London being reclaimed by nature.

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QED: A Guide to Armageddon (1982)
Still from QED's 'A Guide to Armageddon'

Still from QED’s ‘A Guide to Armageddon’

Broadcast at the height of the Cold War, this deeply unnerving QED documentary examined what would occur if a single, 1-megaton nuclear weapon was detonated above St Paul’s Cathedral.

St Pauls blast

To simulate the impact on the human body, flying glass is blasted at a pumpkin, meat from Lidgate’s butchers is seared to charcoal and actors are slathered in make-up to emulate severe burns and the gruesome effects of radiation poisoning.

Simulation of radiation poisoning from QED's 'A Guide to Armageddon'....

Simulation of radiation poisoning from QED’s ‘A Guide to Armageddon’….

Perhaps most terrifying of all though are the early 1980s fashions, as modelled by this young Finsbury Park couple…

Joy and Eric...

Joy and Eric…

The full documentary can be viewed below.

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Ghostwatch (1992)
Mike Smith, Sir Michael Parkinson and Sarah Greene, the celebrities who gave 'Ghostwatch' such an authentic feel...

Mike Smith, Sir Michael Parkinson and Sarah Greene, the celebrities who gave ‘Ghostwatch’ such an authentic feel…

By far one of the most controversial programs ever broadcast on the BBC, Ghostwatch was billed as a live investigation into apparent poltergeist activity at a normal, suburban home in Northolt.

An ordinary bedroom.... or is it?...

An ordinary bedroom…. or is it?

Closely based on the ‘Enfield Haunting‘ from the late 1970s, the malevolent spirit in Ghostwatch was a being nicknamed ‘Pipes’ who is briefly glimpsed several times as chaos unfolds.

'Pipes' is glimpsed in the bedroom...

‘Pipes’ is glimpsed in the bedroom…can you spot him?

The problem with Ghostwatch was that many viewers didn’t realise it was a drama and genuinely believed that the events they were witnessing were real- rather like the infamous War of the Worlds radio broadcast in 1938. Panic ensued, complaints flooded in and it has never been repeated since…

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Red Dwarf: Quarantine (1992)
Professor Lanstrom, Red Dwarf

Professor Lanstrom, Red Dwarf

In this episode of the deep-space set comedy, Red Dwarf the crew discover an abandoned medical research laboratory where professor Hildegarde Lanstrom (played by Maggie Steed) has placed herself in suspended animation. After reviving the professor however it’s discovered that she is infected with a deadly virus which produces petrifying results…

The eerie medical base in this scene is in fact Kempton Park Pumping station, an impressive industrial building on the outskirts of south-west London which is open to the public for guided tours.

Kempton Park Pumping Station

Kempton Park Pumping Station

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28 Days Later (2002)

28 Days Poster

In the famous, Day of the Triffids inspired opening sequence to this post-apocalyptic horror film, Jim (played by Cillian Murphy) emerges from a coma in St Thomas’s Hospital, only to find himself completely alone and the building deserted.

St Thomas' Hospital... deserted in '28 Days Later'

St Thomas’ Hospital… deserted in ’28 Days Later’

As Jim heads out onto the streets of London it becomes clear that a massive catastrophe has occurred and the city has been effectively abandoned– something which director, Danny Boyle achieves with tremendous skill, making the capital’s most prominent spots appear completely devoid of life…

Later on in the film, Jim meets Selena (played by Naomie Harris) and London cabbie, Frank (Brendan Gleeson). The group agree to travel together to Lancashire from where a mysterious radio message offering hope and safety is being repeated on a recorded loop- Frank plays the broadcast to Jim and Selena on top of East London’s Balfron Tower:

As they embark on their journey however, Frank’s cab suffers a puncture in the middle of the Blackwall Tunnel, resulting in an utterly terrifying adrenaline rush… (although in real life they wouldn’t need to cross the Thames- the Balfron Tower is already north of the river!)

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Shaun of the Dead (2004)

Shaun poster

Despite being a comedy, Shaun of the Dead– a homage to George A. Romero’s infamous zombie films- has some alarmingly tense scenes.

Much of the action occurs in Crouch End, north London where Shaun lives on Nelson Road. The film’s climax however, which takes place in The Winchester pub, was filmed on the opposite side of the city at The Old Duke of Albany on Monson Road, New Cross. The pub has since been converted into flats.

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For more chills, please check out my ‘Time Out’ blog- Eight scary London spots you should know about

Up the Common People

Luxury apartments‘… forgive me, but it has to be said. I’m sick of them. Sick to the back teeth. Sick to death. Sick as a dog and yes, sick as a parrot too.

A vision of Battersea Power Station...chock full of unaffordable flats.

A vision of the upcoming Battersea Power Station development…chock full of grossly unaffordable flats.

The hoardings are up everywhere. Every corner I turn. Glossy boards surrounding clattering building sites, all plastered with the same cliches; ‘Phase one underway’, ‘quarter’ this and ‘village’ that. One site in Hackney offers investors the chance to ‘own a piece of London’s history’- the building in question was once a children’s hospital.

The former Queen Elizabeth Children's Hospital.. envisioned here as redeveloped luxury apartments

The former Queen Elizabeth Children’s Hospital, Hackney… envisioned here as redeveloped luxury apartments

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against development. My father is a carpenter so it’s good to see tradespeople employed- although it’s unlikely that those toiling on such sites will ever be able to afford to live within at least a 20 mile radius of the city.

The thing is, many of these new builds are destined for ultra-rich offshore investors and are therefore likely to remain empty. As such they are thrown together cheaply and quickly; glorified Meccano sets which will inevitably force out locals, eradicate heritage and purge the soul.

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One such place under threat is the George Tavern on the East End’s Commercial Road.

The George Tavern, Commercial Road

The George Tavern, Commercial Road

A developer wishes to level this site and plonk down even more lifeless apartments upon it. Tower Hamlets Council are more than happy for this to go ahead; they’d make a nice few quid from it after all.

This piece of land has been home to an inn since the 17th century. In its present form the George Tavern dates back to the 1820s.

Since then of course, towers have sprouted across the City and at Canary Wharf, both of which are within spitting distance of the George. Whilst the price of land here has now therefore rocketed, the value placed upon heritage has clearly not.

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In the 1970s a club was added to the George Tavern. Now closed, the extension is a forlorn site when viewed from the roar of Commercial Road.

The former 'Stepney's' night club

The former ‘Stepneys’ night club

Named ‘Stepneys’, this club became famous for its light up disco floor which drew in thousands of revellers over the years.

Stepney’s finest hour occurred 20 years ago in 1995 when Sheffield band, ‘Pulp’ recorded the video for their anthem, ‘Common People’ in the club…

Over the past few years a fierce campaign has fought to save the George Tavern. You can read more about it here… please give them your support, the common people need you.

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